Friday 14 January 2011

CCMB Nerds Have Gone Underground



Cardiff City's world famous top nerds have today gone underground since the blog by chief nerd TLG.

Claude Blue commented " I try to compete to be top nerd but am facing competition  from other serious nerds as there are so many nerds on CCMB.

Borneo walking stick

Claude Blue

Thornhill Blue

All32

Grangetown flyer

Thames Valley Bluebird

 and on the AAMB

Forever Blue

Daya

Fat Gwyn

Carl CCFC

Ben

Tony Williams.



I could bake the lot of them  - never mess with the Master Baker  I've a nerds top baking degree!

Thursday 13 January 2011

A Scathing Attack On Carl Curtis


Whilst of late the infamous Gunman of CCMB whilst throwing email threats of full blown attacks on his blog, he has until tonight remained in the trenches.

Tonight he published his blog and advertised it on CCMB.   Whilst some CCMB troopers hailed it as good journalism , it was in reality a mix of copy and paste from Welsh Media articles of the past and the Gunman's lack of legal knowledge as well as lack of information now that Hammam has cut his ties with Gunman himself.

One thing though did stick out was his bitterness to Carl Curtis the roving reporter of updates on rival AAMB where of course TLG is under duress serving a life ban.

Curtis took the full brunt of this bitterness of from TLG .

It's simple as the slogan below states,


It sums it up perfectly in my opinion.  He has no life and that bitterness is highlighted by the fact that his only life is being taken away from him by Curtis and the reference that how Curtis was introduced to Hammam in effect replacing TLG.

It was TLG who previously felt such importance being associated with Hammam , attending meeting after meeting with him as well as the famous ice cream and beach walk.

It's now a position that Hammam refuses to answer the desperate calls from TLG which has in turn seen Hammam and Curtis gunned down tonight by the TLG keyboard


Giving ( above ) TLG satisfaction , so much that he has gone to bed tonight


playing with his own nipples as hes such a tit!


Anyway his next arse kissing tactics , following on from Hammam, Ridsdale, Flitcroft, Gethin Jenkins, will be the Malaysians in his quest to de throne Curtis, so we have found some friends for him.

U-Jiuan beware he's already got your backside in sight he's already posting your emails and bragging you up on his blog!   the traits of before with the names listed above!


Gunman needs Nerdy love !!

Friday 7 January 2011

The Gunmans Tipple

As you can see the Gunman has been at the bottle and he's venting his  venom directly at " Curtis "  as he now calls him.

Thursday 6 January 2011

Beware Carl Curtis Update Pending- Messageboard stand off

Border patrols were stepped up today between rivals boards AAMB and CCMB  after a posting by Big Gwyn.

As per our earlier Cryptic clue below phone calls have taken place between the Malaysian and Lebanese counter parts.

Super Sniper " Robert " Claude Blue fired rattling shots at Big Gwyn on AAMB before scuttling back to CCMB to report his actions of bravery.

This has resulted in a stand off and sniper observations being stepped up today prior to tonights full update by Carl Curtis that could possibly trigger of a full blown internet battle between camps

its tense at the Message Board border,   and Sniper observation posts have been set up prior to tonights update.

though the notorious Lone Gunman has yet to be observed , maybe hes polishing his bullets?

Although he he could well be

sitting on the fence on this one as although hes sniped at Sam on various occasions on CCMB, hes had more telephone calls with Hammam himself than the entire Inner Circle.

So tonight could be interesting early reports of the nerdy parachute regiment of CCMB ( seen below)  are preparing an after update strike.


Claude Blue & Thornhill Blue preparing for battle.


But where is Gunman?

Preparing for this

 OR This?

Tuesday 4 January 2011

Great result tonight saw TLG confess he hit the shandy, which affected his mesageboard stats in celebration, clearly over the moon beating the weeds from Leeds.

12/09/1984: Cardiff City 2 Leeds United 1
29/12/1984: Leeds United 1 Cardiff City 1
06/01/2002: Cardiff City 2 Leeds United 1
02/10/2004: Cardiff City 0 Leeds United 0
15/01/2005: Leeds United 1 Cardiff City 1
09/08/2005: Cardiff City 2 Leeds United 1
10/12/2005: Leeds United 0 Cardiff City 1
19/08/2006: Leeds United 0 Cardiff City 1
17/02/2007: Cardiff City 1 Leeds United 0
25/10/2010: Leeds United 0 Cardiff City 4
04/01/2011: Cardiff City 1 Leeds United 0


Face facts, you pathetic plastic glory hunting clown:

YOU'LL NEVER BEAT THE BLUEBIRDS.


The Lone Gunman slipped in standard on messageboard stats as the shandy took hold and brought about a rare error of information to CCMB,


But though after visiting 


he was soon breath tested by a moderator of CCMB


Not though because of his stat's mistake, but the offence of being a chav


and chasing another local


With the Gunmans  latest edition to his football fashion stance



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Monday 3 January 2011

Sunrise The Day Ahead

As sunrise comes across the rolling hill's of South Wales, it's been a peaceful night between CCMB & AAMB.  without any cross fire between the rival message boards.

Although sometimes this can lull one into a false sense of security , many a strike has broken out after sunrise.

Today though is a special day it's the visit of Leeds United and a must win game for Cardiff City.

A loss will ensure possible all out war between Jones In and Jones out insurgents.

Quite often with Civil War breaking out on forums divided by the thought of should the Manager remain or go.

Whilst on the other hand a victory against the hated Leeds see an evening of joy as posters in both camps and within sector of their nominated forums whooping with joy in elation of victory.

Even Claude Blue maybe able to refrain himself from his standard soft snipes, although intelligence reports indicate Robert Claude attend that many games and tunes in to his wireless to the dulcet tones of Radio Wales along with his counterpart the dancing prawn Thornhill Blue.

The Gunman on the other hand has only missed 2 home games since 1975, that's some mean feat.  He's a Jones In party member although he states he will give Jones in his view to the end of January, a strange statement that some fail to understand as that's the closure of the transfer window allowing Jones to spend  first and then possibly be relieved of his duties.

As there now resides peace during these wee hours, at 04.19 hrs , to rest the eyelids to what could be an eventful day in Cyber Space with the pre match build up and then the return to keyboards after the game with the standard " Just Back" postings of those cyber's who went to the game.

It's match day, and time for Cyber  Warriors to get behind the team .   Meanwhile Thornhill Blue will no doubt be attending his tropical fish waiting for Cyber posters to hit those keyboards with their views and match reports.