CCMB Nerds Have Gone Underground

Cardiff City's world famous top nerds have today gone underground since the blog by chief nerd TLG.

Claude Blue commented " I try to compete to be top nerd but am facing competition  from other serious nerds as there are so many nerds on CCMB.

Borneo walking stick

Claude Blue

Thornhill Blue

All32

Grangetown flyer

Thames Valley Bluebird

 and on the AAMB

Forever Blue

Daya

Fat Gwyn

Carl CCFC

Ben

Tony Williams.



I could bake the lot of them  - never mess with the Master Baker  I've a nerds top baking degree!

A Scathing Attack On Carl Curtis

Whilst of late the infamous Gunman of CCMB whilst throwing email threats of full blown attacks on his blog, he has until tonight remained in the trenches.

Tonight he published his blog and advertised it on CCMB.   Whilst some CCMB troopers hailed it as good journalism , it was in reality a mix of copy and paste from Welsh Media articles of the past and the Gunman's lack of legal knowledge as well as lack of information now that Hammam has cut his ties with Gunman himself.

One thing though did stick out was his bitterness to Carl Curtis the roving reporter of updates on rival AAMB where of course TLG is under duress serving a life ban.

Curtis took the full brunt of this bitterness of from TLG .

It's simple as the slogan below states,

It sums it up perfectly in my opinion.  He has no life and that bitterness is highlighted by the fact that his only life is being taken away from him by Curtis and the reference that how Curtis was introduced to Hammam in effect replacing TLG.

It was TLG who previously felt such importance being associated with Hammam , attending meeting after meeting with him as well as the famous ice cream and beach walk.

It's now a position that Hammam refuses to answer the desperate calls from TLG which has in turn seen Hammam and Curtis gunned down tonight by the TLG keyboard

Giving ( above ) TLG satisfaction , so much that he has gone to bed tonight

playing with his own nipples as hes such a tit!


Anyway his next arse kissing tactics , following on from Hammam, Ridsdale, Flitcroft, Gethin Jenkins, will be the Malaysians in his quest to de throne Curtis, so we have found some friends for him.

U-Jiuan beware he's already got your backside in sight he's already posting your emails and bragging you up on his blog!   the traits of before with the names listed above!

Gunman needs Nerdy love !!

The Gunmans Tipple

As you can see the Gunman has been at the bottle and he's venting his  venom directly at " Curtis "  as he now calls him.

Beware Carl Curtis Update Pending- Messageboard stand off

Border patrols were stepped up today between rivals boards AAMB and CCMB  after a posting by Big Gwyn.

As per our earlier Cryptic clue below phone calls have taken place between the Malaysian and Lebanese counter parts.

Super Sniper " Robert " Claude Blue fired rattling shots at Big Gwyn on AAMB before scuttling back to CCMB to report his actions of bravery.

This has resulted in a stand off and sniper observations being stepped up today prior to tonights full update by Carl Curtis that could possibly trigger of a full blown internet battle between camps

its tense at the Message Board border,   and Sniper observation posts have been set up prior to tonights update.

though the notorious Lone Gunman has yet to be observed , maybe hes polishing his bullets?

Although he he could well be

sitting on the fence on this one as although hes sniped at Sam on various occasions on CCMB, hes had more telephone calls with Hammam himself than the entire Inner Circle.

So tonight could be interesting early reports of the nerdy parachute regiment of CCMB ( seen below)  are preparing an after update strike.

Claude Blue & Thornhill Blue preparing for battle.


But where is Gunman?

Preparing for this

 OR This?

Great result tonight saw TLG confess he hit the shandy, which affected his mesageboard stats in celebration, clearly over the moon beating the weeds from Leeds.

12/09/1984: Cardiff City 2 Leeds United 1
29/12/1984: Leeds United 1 Cardiff City 1
06/01/2002: Cardiff City 2 Leeds United 1
02/10/2004: Cardiff City 0 Leeds United 0
15/01/2005: Leeds United 1 Cardiff City 1
09/08/2005: Cardiff City 2 Leeds United 1
10/12/2005: Leeds United 0 Cardiff City 1
19/08/2006: Leeds United 0 Cardiff City 1
17/02/2007: Cardiff City 1 Leeds United 0
25/10/2010: Leeds United 0 Cardiff City 4
04/01/2011: Cardiff City 1 Leeds United 0

Face facts, you pathetic plastic glory hunting clown:

YOU'LL NEVER BEAT THE BLUEBIRDS.


The Lone Gunman slipped in standard on messageboard stats as the shandy took hold and brought about a rare error of information to CCMB,


But though after visiting 

he was soon breath tested by a moderator of CCMB

Not though because of his stat's mistake, but the offence of being a chav


and chasing another local

With the Gunmans  latest edition to his football fashion stance

Cryptic Clue

                                                                          

   Meeting 2 weeks.                                                                        

Sunrise The Day Ahead

As sunrise comes across the rolling hill's of South Wales, it's been a peaceful night between CCMB & AAMB.  without any cross fire between the rival message boards.

Although sometimes this can lull one into a false sense of security , many a strike has broken out after sunrise.

Today though is a special day it's the visit of Leeds United and a must win game for Cardiff City.

A loss will ensure possible all out war between Jones In and Jones out insurgents.

Quite often with Civil War breaking out on forums divided by the thought of should the Manager remain or go.

Whilst on the other hand a victory against the hated Leeds see an evening of joy as posters in both camps and within sector of their nominated forums whooping with joy in elation of victory.

Even Claude Blue maybe able to refrain himself from his standard soft snipes, although intelligence reports indicate Robert Claude attend that many games and tunes in to his wireless to the dulcet tones of Radio Wales along with his counterpart the dancing prawn Thornhill Blue.

The Gunman on the other hand has only missed 2 home games since 1975, that's some mean feat.  He's a Jones In party member although he states he will give Jones in his view to the end of January, a strange statement that some fail to understand as that's the closure of the transfer window allowing Jones to spend  first and then possibly be relieved of his duties.

As there now resides peace during these wee hours, at 04.19 hrs , to rest the eyelids to what could be an eventful day in Cyber Space with the pre match build up and then the return to keyboards after the game with the standard " Just Back" postings of those cyber's who went to the game.

It's match day, and time for Cyber  Warriors to get behind the team .   Meanwhile Thornhill Blue will no doubt be attending his tropical fish waiting for Cyber posters to hit those keyboards with their views and match reports.

Night Patrol In Place

Cyber attacks , can take place at anytime , Warriors of the Key board are ever a threat to break the peace, for this reason Night patrols remain in place,

Some softer for the likes of Claude " Robert " Blue, Thornhill Blue and their soft counterparts as Phil27,

under the guidance of cousin Vinnie,


And for the more serious terror threats  of the real snipers of cyber space

The patrols continue  during the nightly hours.

01.25HRS   the dancing prawn fires a small dull volley

FFS how long is this going to go on?

Once again it seems that a perfectly normal thread has allegedly been deleted for it's content about ONE allegedly mad/confused or "clever" individual who maybe would have been a "bear-baiter" in days gone by and doesn't know when to let it lie, allegedly.

I can understand your exasperation Moggis and I apologise if I've added fuel tut fire.

I'll get my coat. 

Good here's where to hang it you wannabe Super Sniper!

No more reported volleys of snipes from the dancing prawn "  Thornhill Blue"  it's reported over the air he was last tucking into his PJ's  and climbing into bed  saying " Thelma - nice pea's tonight thank you"


We wish to thank Thornhill Blue tonight here in the watch Tower, his volley of snipes has sent the Unit's mascot to sleep.

Peace Between All Cyber Posters

And prepare for the day ahead,

Cardiff City 4- Leeds United 0.

24.15 HR Hours report

As darkness settles on calm waters,  a few volleys of intermediate fire have taken place, the Gunman has come out into Cyber Space with some good humorous wit.

It's a shame the same can't be said for the " late night" extremist  " Thornhill Blue"

Only allowed to post in the darkness of night  dressed as a prawn,

Sums up the character we question.  Let's face it we can all lay our arms to rest when this boring pacifist is in attendance he's likely to send the avid poster to sleep.

Yaaawwnnn.....    sorry must stay alert but it's difficult when such one  grey dull boring character is in the domain of cyber space.

In his dour grey suit he rings the bell to awaken those he has spoken too

Off to bed chummy, office tomorrow, duties call.

As Message Board Leader's meet and discuss a peaceful day between sides, of CCMB and AAMB


The famous quote especially those who " snipe" tonight especially on CCMB,

The famous words of their Idol they defend tonight.

 Quote David : " The Lone Gunman
Messages:2692
Registered:January 2007 No abuse. Just a bit of harmless humour.

For those of you who have forgotten your reading glasses thats quote" No abuse, just a bit of harmless humour"

Mental Health Issues Enter the Frame by TLG

 The Gunman via CCMB  raises the issues of mental health

 And applies posts straight in the direction of Stephen in the bath

The anguish is intense now - he's gone for a victim but he's not really applying his

CCMB DETECTED

Radar from our special forces selection squad from the YMCA Department has sent through intelligence.

Report as follows.

Whilst it remained silent for a few hours, the arrival of Robert ( Claude Blue) on re –entry to CCMB  sparked off  the CCMB rebellious cyber warriors who focused their attention to this “ peace keeping blog”  between CCMB and AAMB.

First in to action came  the head honcho Michael Morris himself with the quote, clearly annoyed by the flighty Robert (Claude Blue)  to each domain in the attempt of causing  a rebellion and provoking a message board war in Cyber Space

“Claude. I have no interest in getting involved in the games of a few who always want to get one over on the other one.

The hassle i get is really not worth it and you actually wouldn't believe how stupid it all gets.

Let them blog each other into submission.

Michael , talks of no interest and quite rightly so, it’s a light “ticking off” to Robert.

Meanwhile, Phil 27 fires in with,

Unbelievable.

Do you realise how pathetic this is?

Well Phil27,  as you act like Victor Mature with your maturity and lack of sense of humour do you feel the need to remark?

Rufus , enters the arena  with

“Whoever it is obviously needs psychiatric help.”

Droll Rufus Droll,

But now we have the greatest honour of all,   we are now graced with the famous  “ The Lone Gunman”

He though posts a video of a fat man in the bath in his reply as such.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=uk&v=uifbc7sWMQo




Strange tactical manoeuvres , its hopeful that Dave Jones applies better for tomorrow.


Though it's action all stations and all stations to red alert.

The Gunman is in town.

22.35 HRS. Joininian1927 Has Come On The Radar As A

He posts "i think to make certain claims and to use someones photo without their permission is probably libelous but I am no expert and if I am wrong then I stand corrected"


Stand corrected would possibly be the best reply in another wild assumption by yourself, you have made many of these this evening.


You have the creator of this Blog incorrect.


All images used are from Google Images.


So stand corrected Joininian 1927 , and stick to your day job, I don't think the red pants will suit you!




Quick question though we may ask at court martial if you are selected for crimes of cyber space.


Why are you so concerned?     Would it not be better to discuss on a football forum the pending game Versus the Northern Clowns from Leeds?


Radio Chatter coming through I, repeat Radio Chatter coming through:




""""" sssssss, crackle,ssssssssss, crackle, ssssssssss ,crackle


Sorry it's not the radio its the fine dining being cooked in Swansea City's Premier Suite.

"Resume normal patrol patterns over."


Messageboard Snipers from Plant Swans please retract or food poisoning will be issued.

22.20HRS Ben's On The Scene

One of the finest AAMB poster's has appeared on Radar, although not ours, we have taken radio contact with Simon Doversole  of the South Wales force, he wished us to reclaim Mario's go kart, bunch of bananas , and Helmet from Ben.

The mission was declined as Ben is an Honourable Bluebird and Mario is a well known Leeds United Supporter .

Radio transmission report as follows intercepted

Mario: Come on Leeds.

Ben: Fuck off Mario.

21.55 Hrs Intelligence Report Filed on " Claude Blue"

Using the latest technology

Transmissions have been de-coded over certain zones of South Wales tonight in seeking out ground based sniper Claude Blue.

Good evening Robert,  Happy New Year.

We now at 22.00 HRS  have a small attack from outer space from poster " Spaceman"

He questions time and motion.

It's time to launch an investigation " bear" into space.

"Launch to Cyber Space  Over"

" Come in over come in , we've blown up like Swansea City at Leicester Over"

8.50 GMT, All Quiet On The Western Front

The Radar covering both ports of CCMB and AAMB  has only detected a few minor blips of detection in the commonly phrased " Snipe".

Apart from these small " snipes"   peace remains across the waters.

21.00 Hours,

There are some reported blips coming from the forums now as Claude Blue enters the terrority in his normal " in dispute " manner of tone.

Assumptions as normal more than relative factual information are starting to appear on the radar as serial snipers enter the frame as they flow over the border from CCMB to AAMB.

Moderators are having to work at present in the containment  as he throws his aspersions  about under his alias of Claude Blue.

Claude is not regarded a major threat to peace , as he prefers to remain in the hiding although informants on the ground are starting to relay information  from within.

It's quite a challenge for Claude Blue to refrain from the act of a sniper on the Internet although he should remember that wall's have ears.

He has taken many a " pot shot" from behind his alias, to go on the serial offenders list and to have a blog dedicated to himself , he will have to try a lot harder to seek that attention he clearly craves.

Unlike a serial threat to peace of the forum such as The Lone Gunman who has many admirers for putting a name to his actions , Claude Blue remains bottom of the pile and regarded as poo.

21.25 hr Hours,

One reported snipe of false assumption comes in to HQ

Its from a poster called joninian1927

surely the website created by Mr.Day is libelous and could get people into trouble. Surely the best thing to do is to close this thread and warn Mr>day on his future behaviour


This one has been selected , congratulations ,  it's so far gained the title of the dumbest post of the evening.


Firstly a message board poster always runs on assumption without evidence.


The first assumption is of the creator of this peace keeping blog in international waters of CCMB and AAMB.  Whilst that's incorrect of course it could also be construed as an accusation .   Throwing unfounded and unsubstantiated  accusations is a mere quality of a forum poster under an alias.  Would that poster do the honoured thing and come forward in person for court martial?


The ironic thing in previous post he actually refers to Libel law.  One beggars belief.


To finally top off his posting he states the assumed creator in his wild imagination , should be warned of his behaviour .


By Whom?    Is he asking for the Chinese Defence Minister to get involved ?  If not who?


This blog is maintained in international waters of neutral terrority avoid of both laws of CCMB  and AAMB. 




The classic line was also used as dealt with ground troop moderators on forums,


" Why was my post removed"   it's rather like a drink driver asking a Police Officer " Why did you pull me over?"